I Am The Law

[thelaw]

High Sheriff William De Wendenal

Let's face it, the high sheriff doesn't have many friends, especially when he works for Prince John. William is content with not having friends outside the other law enforcers, and has grown to appreciate it actually. Maybe it's made him a bit of a cynic, but in these times, who isn't?

Friends: All are welcome to try, but most will fail. Be sure that you pay your taxes without a problem, if you're looking to form some sort of positive bond with this man.

Enemies: Oh, this is where everyone flocks to. Who doesn't hate the Sheriff of Nottingham? There are even little stories that mothers tell children, about how terrible the high sheriff is. This is where most people end up, when they meet with the sheriff.

Love: Though the sheriff is officially betrothed to Maid Marian, that doesn't make him a one-woman man automatically. In truth, he has no interest in love, but is always welcoming lust. Did your husband not pay the taxes on time? William may be able to give him another week...for a price.

[Robin Of The Woods]

Guess which one I want. The romance of course! 'Cause you're gonna love me. Love me to death; Willie boy. Come on. Let's play. I might even join your open one.

[thelaw]

Oh yes, I will love beating the snot out of you. Just wait, you'll enjoy it as well. And then I get to watch you hang. Don't worry, I'll throw a celebration in your honor.

[Robin Of The Woods]

Oh! I love things in my honor. I hope there is wine and women; it would not be a party with out wine and women. Hey! Maybe when I burn down your scaffold; steal your gold & wine; and ride off with your horse and your woman you can have a party then too! Just broke and with no wine and women!